The Obama marriage is on the rocks, according to National Enquirer

Thank God this report is from National
Enquirer and not TMZ. So please take
it with a very large portion of salt...:-).
Find it below...
Under the headline Obama Divorce
Bombshell!, the National Enquirer
claims their 21-year marriage has
dissolved in a string of ugly fights
that were prompted by the
Mandela memorial incident and —
far more outrageously — Mrs
Obama's discovery that Secret
Service bodyguards had been
covering up infidelity on her
husband's part.
It's an allegation the White House
has declined to comment on,
though after Bill Clinton's trouser-
dropping scandals, Americans
would be rather less sanguine
about any extra-marital activity
than the French appear to be over
President Francois Hollande's
behaviour.
Mrs Obama, the Enquirer claims,
intends to stand by her husband
until his presidency is over, at
which time he will move back to
Hawaii, where he grew up, and she
will stay in Washington with their
children. Continue...
For the moment, they are allegedly
sleeping in separate bedrooms after
Mr Obama's attempt to 'mend fences'
backfired so badly on a recent
Christmas getaway to Hawaii that he
returned to Washington with their two
daughters, leaving his wife behind.
The National Enquirer, it must be said,
quoted only anonymous insiders in
support of these sensational claims,
and is hardly the most reliable source
of hard news.
Obama advisers are certainly not
talking as if there is any scandal in the
offing.
The couple are 'role models for parents
all across the country', according to
old friend and adviser Valerie Jarrett.
'She's at the top of her game. She's
fabulous at 50.'
Washington's media has ignored the
story.
But everyone remembers how the
Enquirer famously got it right when it
claimed the supposedly squeaky clean
Democrat presidential contender John
Edwards had fathered a love child by a
former campaign worker.
Thin as its story may seem at the
moment, might it be on to something
again?
At least it was right on one point —
Mrs Obama did remain in Hawaii. The
White House quickly offered an
explanation, saying the extended stay
had been a birthday present from her
husband.
'If you have kids, you know that telling
your spouse they can spend a week
away from home is actually a big
present,' said his spokesman.
Before returning home on Wednesday,
Mrs Obama holed up for more than a
week at TV star Oprah Winfrey's
spectacular 12-bedroom house on a
mountainside estate on Maui, the
second largest of the Hawaiian
islands.
Their girls-only get-together was joined
by Oprah's close friend, the TV
presenter Gayle King, White House
aide Valerie Jarrett and Sharon Malone,
wife of the U.S. Attorney General Eric
Holder.
Oprah has described the estate as a
place where she and guests sit on the
porch sipping guava cocktails, and
ride horses to the top of the mountain
to watch the sun go down.
Why would anyone rush back to chilly
Washington from such an idyll?
Culled from UK Daily Mail