How To Upgrade Your Nokia Phone To Android 4.2!

So everyone seems to be going android now especially now that Tecno has come up with a new range of cheap Android phones. However, some of us do not want to lose the superior battery life that Nokia gives (charge it once anduse it for the rest of your life). Fortunately for us, some superior hackers here in Nigeria have come up with a way to port Android OS 4.2 to Nokia phones. What this means is that you can actually run android on that your Nokia phone!!!
The procedure is easy but you have to follow it carefully else you could destroy your phone forever. If you aren't sure of yourself, give your phone to someone who is tech savvy to do it foryou.
The procedure
Get your nokia phone ready. Make sure it is fully charged
Got to your kitchen
Get a fry pan and pour oil into it (Vegetable oil or groundnut oil, doesn't matter which. Both work equally well)
Set it to heat on the cooker/stove and wait till itbegins to give off a bit of smoke to show it is very hot.
Throw your phone into the pan and let it heat till it is a crisp golden brown then remove it.
Take a bath, dress up and go to a Samsung store
Buy a Samsung Galaxy S4.
Congratulations, you have succesfully upgradedfrom Nokia to Android! You can now enjoy android like everybody else. Again, make sure you follow the procedure carefully for maximum results. Have fun upgrading!
(Disclaimer: The writer of this article will take no responsibility for any phones damaged whilefollowing this procedure. Using this tutorial is fully at the risk of the reader) lol.